8D My journal title makes no coherent sense! I swear, I did not take that idea from anybody. =U Seriously... 8I
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Warning. The following contains real life sh*t you don't care about.
First off, my parents bought a new shed. It's huge. I mean, like... GINORMOUS huge. I kid you not. Even with my parents and me combined it's taking freakin' forever to put it together. Two days we've spent building this thing and it's still not done. o_o
Also... I'm going to Typhoon Lagoon and Disney Quest next weekend for my brother and I's birthdays. Our b-days are only 3 days apart from each other. I'm pretty sure my parents planned to have our dates of birth close as part of some huge, secret, underground world domination plot they're scheming. Still trying to figure out the details, but I'll be sure to keep you all posted.
Oh yeah. Yesterday I got soaked in glitter-water when squishing my brother's sex toy water snake/toy thing. [link] It kinda popped. I'm just glad it didn't spray all over my keyboard.

End of real life crap.


Now it's time... [link]

So, liek, there's this DArama going down HERE. Obviously spiky red hair + goggles = DISNEY ART THEFT OMG. The user left the account awhile ago, but the comments are still fun to read. =3 Not to mention that she would instantly label anyone who tried to break the truth to her 'trolls' followed by her whoring off the pageviews she got from said 'trolls.' Because that's what it's all about, people.

1. Cause drama
2. get 'trolled' for your drama
3. respond immaturely to heighten drama and pageview gainage
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

TADA! You're popular! Be sure to jizz yourself in pure ecstasy from your wondrous accomplishment.



I also demand that you watch this video. [link] set to the tune of Billy Joel's hit song, "We didn't start the fire." (I love that song, btw) A warning, however. It contains vulgar language. (as if you care)

End of jour- WAIT. OMG OMG OMG. I've also found out that I can find Pr0n! Right here on DA! Who f*cking KNEW!?
hurrr....


kay. End of journal fer realz naow. 83







Next week. Prepare for the most EPIC battle DA has ever seen!

vs

WHO WILL WIN!!!!? 8U